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Name: Mike
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Member Since: 12/5/2003

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Thursday, December 08, 2005

wow, i havent been on xanga.com in years.  And that's probably a good thing.  I mean damn, look at this: Hi Rice220! It's been 734 (wow, that's a big number) days since you joined Xanga... won't you support us by going Premium?  Yea, fuck that.  I'm not going premium.  I still can't believe that it's been so long since i have been on.  I thnk i will keep it that way.
So yea, it's my last year of highschool, and if i get accepted, i plan on going to college at Florida State University.
And I don't know what else to say, excepet that i have let myself down by typing out this post.


Sunday, September 19, 2004

Ok, this is the last entry of all entries.  Even if something hillarious happens.  Fuck me if Im wrong, but doesnt xanga suck?  Enough of this.  I wasted my time writing in xanga.  Be sure to mail me tips.


Sunday, August 08, 2004

New found glory:
Band with the worst lead singer of all time.

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule

Emo-
     Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry::


Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Funny story:

  I was at some jazz club, since jazz kicks too much ass.  There was this extremely drunk guy, im talking drunk like barney, with the glazed look in the eyes, and the swaying.  There was also this waitress with huge boobs, she started to make an announcement.  The drunk guy yells out "i fucked you 7 times."  Then the management threw him out.

Another funny story:

I was sitting outside lifeguarding, because thats waht i do, i get paid to sit outside all day and do nothing.  After a few hours, and 50$ later, i fell asleep.  I fell asleep, and then some fat-ass-hole guy walked up to me, and woke me up and said "you shouldnt be sleeping when there aer kids swimming."  then he walked up to me and asked if he can do a belly buster.

What the fuck is a bellybuster


Friday, June 18, 2004

Its time to update this thing again, i have no clue why.  So there was this emo kid one time, and she said this: "I wish that a bus would pass me right now, because then i would jumpin front of it and die." I wasnt actually there, but i heard about it, and i almost died laughing.  And im only updating this xanga because im in IED class and its fuckign boring.  SO yea.  Don't expect anymore xanga entries.



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